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willbhere4u
Six in a row make her go!

2,507
10-22-2010, 09:53 AM #251
rotary's are cool
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1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running
willbhere4u
10-22-2010, 09:53 AM #251

rotary's are cool

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1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running

winmutt
bitbanger

3,468
10-22-2010, 10:52 AM #252
The reliant one is priceless thanks for the laugh.

1987 300D Sturmmachine
1991 300D Nearly Perfect
1985 300D Weekend/Camping/Dog car
1974 L508D Motoroam Monarch "NightMare"
OBK #42
winmutt
10-22-2010, 10:52 AM #252

The reliant one is priceless thanks for the laugh.


1987 300D Sturmmachine
1991 300D Nearly Perfect
1985 300D Weekend/Camping/Dog car
1974 L508D Motoroam Monarch "NightMare"
OBK #42

willbhere4u
Six in a row make her go!

2,507
10-22-2010, 04:08 PM #253
Ad fail http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2020300297.html

THIS IS A VERY RARE FIND. IT HAS BEEN OUT IN THE FIELD OF MY GRANDPAS FARM FOR ABOUT 70 YEARS. THE PAINT IS ABOUT COMPLETELY GONE, IT WILL NEED NEW TIRES, THEY ARE OLD AND ROTTED. SOME CHICKENS MADE THEIR HOME IN THE FRONT SEAT AND A FOX MUST HAVE GOTTEN TO THEM. BLOOD AND FEATHERS EVERYWHERE. HE HAD A COW THAT SOMETIME GAVE BIRTH IN THE BACK SEAT WHEN IT WAS COLD OUT. HOW THE COW GOT IN THERE IS ANYBODYS GUESS. IT WOULD TAKE A LOT OF CLEANING BUT THIS IS AN OLD CLASSIC. I DONT THINK IT RUNS, IT HAS'NT BEEN STARTED IN OVER 60 YRS. PLEASE LEAVE MSG. IF ILNTERESTED

Sorry It was a 1936 Studebaker!
This post was last modified: 10-22-2010, 08:46 PM by willbhere4u.

1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running
willbhere4u
10-22-2010, 04:08 PM #253

Ad fail http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2020300297.html

THIS IS A VERY RARE FIND. IT HAS BEEN OUT IN THE FIELD OF MY GRANDPAS FARM FOR ABOUT 70 YEARS. THE PAINT IS ABOUT COMPLETELY GONE, IT WILL NEED NEW TIRES, THEY ARE OLD AND ROTTED. SOME CHICKENS MADE THEIR HOME IN THE FRONT SEAT AND A FOX MUST HAVE GOTTEN TO THEM. BLOOD AND FEATHERS EVERYWHERE. HE HAD A COW THAT SOMETIME GAVE BIRTH IN THE BACK SEAT WHEN IT WAS COLD OUT. HOW THE COW GOT IN THERE IS ANYBODYS GUESS. IT WOULD TAKE A LOT OF CLEANING BUT THIS IS AN OLD CLASSIC. I DONT THINK IT RUNS, IT HAS'NT BEEN STARTED IN OVER 60 YRS. PLEASE LEAVE MSG. IF ILNTERESTED

Sorry It was a 1936 Studebaker!


1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running

winmutt
bitbanger

3,468
10-22-2010, 04:11 PM #254
What was it?

1987 300D Sturmmachine
1991 300D Nearly Perfect
1985 300D Weekend/Camping/Dog car
1974 L508D Motoroam Monarch "NightMare"
OBK #42
winmutt
10-22-2010, 04:11 PM #254

What was it?


1987 300D Sturmmachine
1991 300D Nearly Perfect
1985 300D Weekend/Camping/Dog car
1974 L508D Motoroam Monarch "NightMare"
OBK #42

300D50
Graphite Moderator, ala RBMK

775
10-22-2010, 05:32 PM #255
A cow gave birth? In a vehicle? Wtf?

Musta been a really really really fat chick they mistook for a cow...

1990 Power Ram 50 V6 SOHC 24V 6g72

I can be wrong, don't take everything I say as verbatim, please fact-check first.
My posts are my personal opinions and thoughts, unless otherwise noted.
300D50
10-22-2010, 05:32 PM #255

A cow gave birth? In a vehicle? Wtf?

Musta been a really really really fat chick they mistook for a cow...


1990 Power Ram 50 V6 SOHC 24V 6g72

I can be wrong, don't take everything I say as verbatim, please fact-check first.
My posts are my personal opinions and thoughts, unless otherwise noted.

garage
Bush Taxi

893
10-22-2010, 06:36 PM #256
(10-21-2010, 11:27 AM)Captain America

Car fail.... but I really want one now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhteNsqjl...re=related

1987 300D: EGR Delete, ARV Delete, Cold Air Intake...
garage
10-22-2010, 06:36 PM #256

(10-21-2010, 11:27 AM)Captain America

Car fail.... but I really want one now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhteNsqjl...re=related


1987 300D: EGR Delete, ARV Delete, Cold Air Intake...

Captain America
Boostin' & Roostin'

2,221
10-22-2010, 08:01 PM #257
(10-22-2010, 06:36 PM)garage
(10-21-2010, 11:27 AM)Captain America

Car fail.... but I really want one now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhteNsqjl...re=related

That's sweet! Haha they have to go the wrong way around the track lol


1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

Captain America
10-22-2010, 08:01 PM #257

(10-22-2010, 06:36 PM)garage
(10-21-2010, 11:27 AM)Captain America

Car fail.... but I really want one now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhteNsqjl...re=related

That's sweet! Haha they have to go the wrong way around the track lol



1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

willbhere4u
Six in a row make her go!

2,507
10-22-2010, 08:04 PM #258
sorry It was a 1936 Studebaker!

1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running
willbhere4u
10-22-2010, 08:04 PM #258

sorry It was a 1936 Studebaker!


1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running

willbhere4u
Six in a row make her go!

2,507
10-22-2010, 09:14 PM #259
photo shop fail! http://onlycarsandcars.blogspot.com/2010...turbo.html

1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running
willbhere4u
10-22-2010, 09:14 PM #259

photo shop fail! http://onlycarsandcars.blogspot.com/2010...turbo.html


1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running

Silberpfeil
Slowly Sideways

85
10-23-2010, 02:55 AM #260
(10-18-2010, 12:12 PM)willbhere4u The best revenge is them not getting any satisfaction like you never got the note in the first place!

In the end I totally agree!


"Molly" Jan. '84 black/tan 300d 180k miles, two owner car
Silberpfeil
10-23-2010, 02:55 AM #260

(10-18-2010, 12:12 PM)willbhere4u The best revenge is them not getting any satisfaction like you never got the note in the first place!

In the end I totally agree!


"Molly" Jan. '84 black/tan 300d 180k miles, two owner car

willbhere4u
Six in a row make her go!

2,507
10-23-2010, 12:34 PM #261
Either that or copy the note like 20 times write on it I'm not sure witch neighbor wrote this note and put it on my car as they/you where to coward to come talk to me! I will not change any thing I am doing unless you come talk to me like a man face to face! im not going to bite but this note was a cowardly attempt to express your feelings Thanks john doe!

leave it on all of your neighbors cars you suspect left it! They will either come talk to you or at least all of the neighbors that didn't will!

1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running
willbhere4u
10-23-2010, 12:34 PM #261

Either that or copy the note like 20 times write on it I'm not sure witch neighbor wrote this note and put it on my car as they/you where to coward to come talk to me! I will not change any thing I am doing unless you come talk to me like a man face to face! im not going to bite but this note was a cowardly attempt to express your feelings Thanks john doe!

leave it on all of your neighbors cars you suspect left it! They will either come talk to you or at least all of the neighbors that didn't will!


1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running

willbhere4u
Six in a row make her go!

2,507
10-31-2010, 08:12 PM #262
Colorado State Patrol FAIL

So last night (in the dark) I'm heading down 66 a two lane highway one lane in each direction about a 1/4 mile behind a Colorado state trooper CSP doing the speed limit 65 he slams on his brakes to bang a u turn and catch a speeder the other direction I come over a slight hill in the road doing 65mph to find him trying to do a 2 point K turn in the middle of the highway! I had to SLAM on my brakes in a panic stop laying on my horn the whole time! The Idiot didn't even have his lights on! What a complete retard! Angry

The only reason we didn't hit him is because I had just adjusted headlights a few minutes before I just barley saw some reflective tape on his door!

If I knew who it was I would report him so fast! Dodgy

I'm so glad he endangered the life's of three people to give a speeding ticket! We would have hit him doing almost 65mph over a blind hump in the road in to his drivers door!

I thought they had emergency lights! It must have been inconvenient to use them huh! Huh
This post was last modified: 10-31-2010, 08:14 PM by willbhere4u.

1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running
willbhere4u
10-31-2010, 08:12 PM #262

Colorado State Patrol FAIL

So last night (in the dark) I'm heading down 66 a two lane highway one lane in each direction about a 1/4 mile behind a Colorado state trooper CSP doing the speed limit 65 he slams on his brakes to bang a u turn and catch a speeder the other direction I come over a slight hill in the road doing 65mph to find him trying to do a 2 point K turn in the middle of the highway! I had to SLAM on my brakes in a panic stop laying on my horn the whole time! The Idiot didn't even have his lights on! What a complete retard! Angry

The only reason we didn't hit him is because I had just adjusted headlights a few minutes before I just barley saw some reflective tape on his door!

If I knew who it was I would report him so fast! Dodgy

I'm so glad he endangered the life's of three people to give a speeding ticket! We would have hit him doing almost 65mph over a blind hump in the road in to his drivers door!

I thought they had emergency lights! It must have been inconvenient to use them huh! Huh


1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running

Captain America
Boostin' & Roostin'

2,221
10-31-2010, 09:07 PM #263
Haha I was sitting at a signal light behind a highway patrol in Corona California and the light turns green and he just sits there...... I horned the Shit out of him lol and it felt great!


1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

Captain America
10-31-2010, 09:07 PM #263

Haha I was sitting at a signal light behind a highway patrol in Corona California and the light turns green and he just sits there...... I horned the Shit out of him lol and it felt great!



1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

willbhere4u
Six in a row make her go!

2,507
10-31-2010, 09:16 PM #264
I should have stabbed my highs on and blinded that SOB! at least I had my fogs on!
This post was last modified: 10-31-2010, 09:17 PM by willbhere4u.

1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running
willbhere4u
10-31-2010, 09:16 PM #264

I should have stabbed my highs on and blinded that SOB! at least I had my fogs on!


1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running

Captain America
Boostin' & Roostin'

2,221
10-31-2010, 09:56 PM #265
Yeah you should have. Or just hit the bastard... I wonder how that would have turned out???


1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

Captain America
10-31-2010, 09:56 PM #265

Yeah you should have. Or just hit the bastard... I wonder how that would have turned out???



1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

larsalan
Superturbo

1,272
10-31-2010, 10:03 PM #266
Failure to reduce speed?

Rusted out beat down 300d turbo 82' -- RIP
Nice body, tons of ridiculous mechanical issues - 300d turbo 82' /motor 85'
larsalan
10-31-2010, 10:03 PM #266

Failure to reduce speed?


Rusted out beat down 300d turbo 82' -- RIP
Nice body, tons of ridiculous mechanical issues - 300d turbo 82' /motor 85'

300D50
Graphite Moderator, ala RBMK

775
10-31-2010, 11:18 PM #267
"Speed not reasonable and prudent"
"Failure to yiend for police vehicle"
"Hazardous waste/littering"

Aka, you're screwed with no witnesses in other cars.

1990 Power Ram 50 V6 SOHC 24V 6g72

I can be wrong, don't take everything I say as verbatim, please fact-check first.
My posts are my personal opinions and thoughts, unless otherwise noted.
300D50
10-31-2010, 11:18 PM #267

"Speed not reasonable and prudent"
"Failure to yiend for police vehicle"
"Hazardous waste/littering"

Aka, you're screwed with no witnesses in other cars.


1990 Power Ram 50 V6 SOHC 24V 6g72

I can be wrong, don't take everything I say as verbatim, please fact-check first.
My posts are my personal opinions and thoughts, unless otherwise noted.

winmutt
bitbanger

3,468
11-01-2010, 10:02 AM #268
Let the cops do their jobs without harassment and they are less likely to harass others (you).

1987 300D Sturmmachine
1991 300D Nearly Perfect
1985 300D Weekend/Camping/Dog car
1974 L508D Motoroam Monarch "NightMare"
OBK #42
winmutt
11-01-2010, 10:02 AM #268

Let the cops do their jobs without harassment and they are less likely to harass others (you).


1987 300D Sturmmachine
1991 300D Nearly Perfect
1985 300D Weekend/Camping/Dog car
1974 L508D Motoroam Monarch "NightMare"
OBK #42

willbhere4u
Six in a row make her go!

2,507
11-01-2010, 10:09 AM #269
No kidding! The only reason I knew a cop was in front of me is because my girl friend told me she saw the cop pull out in front of us in town!

1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running
willbhere4u
11-01-2010, 10:09 AM #269

No kidding! The only reason I knew a cop was in front of me is because my girl friend told me she saw the cop pull out in front of us in town!


1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running

led-panzer
Holset

541
11-01-2010, 05:39 PM #270
Earlier this year I had a cop pull a uie right in front of me and almost hit me, then pulled me over and scream at me for not yielding to his "emergency vehicle" threatening me with a 300 dollar ticket. I was in my jeep at the time, I was waiting for him to tell me to step out of the car I think I would have convienently forgot the e brake and let it roll into his cruiser (it was on a big hill). And after all that he follows me home, yea some emergency he was responding to.

1984 300D 4-speed ~200,000 miles
7.5mm M-pump, GT3582 turbo, F-Tune Performance intake/exhaust manifolds, A/A intercooler, 315 nozzles, Enlarged prechambers, Bosch 044 feed pump, Custom lightweight flywheel with 240mm clutch, Lowered, 17" AMG rims - 300 hp OM617 project
1985 300D 280,000 miles RIP
2001 F350 7.3 DP tuner, 4"exhaust, S&B intake
led-panzer
11-01-2010, 05:39 PM #270

Earlier this year I had a cop pull a uie right in front of me and almost hit me, then pulled me over and scream at me for not yielding to his "emergency vehicle" threatening me with a 300 dollar ticket. I was in my jeep at the time, I was waiting for him to tell me to step out of the car I think I would have convienently forgot the e brake and let it roll into his cruiser (it was on a big hill). And after all that he follows me home, yea some emergency he was responding to.


1984 300D 4-speed ~200,000 miles
7.5mm M-pump, GT3582 turbo, F-Tune Performance intake/exhaust manifolds, A/A intercooler, 315 nozzles, Enlarged prechambers, Bosch 044 feed pump, Custom lightweight flywheel with 240mm clutch, Lowered, 17" AMG rims - 300 hp OM617 project
1985 300D 280,000 miles RIP
2001 F350 7.3 DP tuner, 4"exhaust, S&B intake

300D50
Graphite Moderator, ala RBMK

775
11-01-2010, 06:09 PM #271
"officer, I think you were in a real hurry, better get to that emergency instead of chewing me out..."

1990 Power Ram 50 V6 SOHC 24V 6g72

I can be wrong, don't take everything I say as verbatim, please fact-check first.
My posts are my personal opinions and thoughts, unless otherwise noted.
300D50
11-01-2010, 06:09 PM #271

"officer, I think you were in a real hurry, better get to that emergency instead of chewing me out..."


1990 Power Ram 50 V6 SOHC 24V 6g72

I can be wrong, don't take everything I say as verbatim, please fact-check first.
My posts are my personal opinions and thoughts, unless otherwise noted.

JB3
Superturbo

1,795
11-01-2010, 08:38 PM #272
found about 9 of these little packets under the driver seat today when i was replacing it. Guess we can assume why all the handles and springs are broken in that seat! Big Grin

   

1974 240D 617 turbo swap, W201 5-speed, in the works project
1983 240D 616 stock, DD
1989 Chevy Astro, 617 turbo swap, T5 5-speed, 4.56 diff, work van

JB3
11-01-2010, 08:38 PM #272

found about 9 of these little packets under the driver seat today when i was replacing it. Guess we can assume why all the handles and springs are broken in that seat! Big Grin

   


1974 240D 617 turbo swap, W201 5-speed, in the works project
1983 240D 616 stock, DD
1989 Chevy Astro, 617 turbo swap, T5 5-speed, 4.56 diff, work van

willbhere4u
Six in a row make her go!

2,507
11-01-2010, 09:12 PM #273
sweet!

1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running
willbhere4u
11-01-2010, 09:12 PM #273

sweet!


1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running

winmutt
bitbanger

3,468
11-01-2010, 09:28 PM #274
LOL sure beats the cops finding a kilo of something else Big Grin

1987 300D Sturmmachine
1991 300D Nearly Perfect
1985 300D Weekend/Camping/Dog car
1974 L508D Motoroam Monarch "NightMare"
OBK #42
winmutt
11-01-2010, 09:28 PM #274

LOL sure beats the cops finding a kilo of something else Big Grin


1987 300D Sturmmachine
1991 300D Nearly Perfect
1985 300D Weekend/Camping/Dog car
1974 L508D Motoroam Monarch "NightMare"
OBK #42

300D50
Graphite Moderator, ala RBMK

775
11-01-2010, 11:49 PM #275
Lmfao!
My red truck came with strike anywhere matches in the under-seat compartment... the longbed had a fishing kit... can't remember what the gold/black one had...

1990 Power Ram 50 V6 SOHC 24V 6g72

I can be wrong, don't take everything I say as verbatim, please fact-check first.
My posts are my personal opinions and thoughts, unless otherwise noted.
300D50
11-01-2010, 11:49 PM #275

Lmfao!
My red truck came with strike anywhere matches in the under-seat compartment... the longbed had a fishing kit... can't remember what the gold/black one had...


1990 Power Ram 50 V6 SOHC 24V 6g72

I can be wrong, don't take everything I say as verbatim, please fact-check first.
My posts are my personal opinions and thoughts, unless otherwise noted.

willbhere4u
Six in a row make her go!

2,507
11-02-2010, 10:15 AM #276
I work at a salvage yard you don't want to know what we have found in cars!

I took apart a purple Jeep Cherokee 2wd! and I found a pay check from a local stripe club for one of there girls for $19 for a weeks worth of work! Not to mention use condoms,needles,pills,and more!

1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running
willbhere4u
11-02-2010, 10:15 AM #276

I work at a salvage yard you don't want to know what we have found in cars!

I took apart a purple Jeep Cherokee 2wd! and I found a pay check from a local stripe club for one of there girls for $19 for a weeks worth of work! Not to mention use condoms,needles,pills,and more!


1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running

led-panzer
Holset

541
11-02-2010, 12:15 PM #277
When I was in fire academy we got a couple cars to practice extrication on (got to use all the fancy hydraulic tools and cut them up it was awesome) one of the cars was obviously owned by a teenage girl, we found condoms everywhere and a pair of pink panties with a big old period stain on them it was pretty disgusting lol

1984 300D 4-speed ~200,000 miles
7.5mm M-pump, GT3582 turbo, F-Tune Performance intake/exhaust manifolds, A/A intercooler, 315 nozzles, Enlarged prechambers, Bosch 044 feed pump, Custom lightweight flywheel with 240mm clutch, Lowered, 17" AMG rims - 300 hp OM617 project
1985 300D 280,000 miles RIP
2001 F350 7.3 DP tuner, 4"exhaust, S&B intake
led-panzer
11-02-2010, 12:15 PM #277

When I was in fire academy we got a couple cars to practice extrication on (got to use all the fancy hydraulic tools and cut them up it was awesome) one of the cars was obviously owned by a teenage girl, we found condoms everywhere and a pair of pink panties with a big old period stain on them it was pretty disgusting lol


1984 300D 4-speed ~200,000 miles
7.5mm M-pump, GT3582 turbo, F-Tune Performance intake/exhaust manifolds, A/A intercooler, 315 nozzles, Enlarged prechambers, Bosch 044 feed pump, Custom lightweight flywheel with 240mm clutch, Lowered, 17" AMG rims - 300 hp OM617 project
1985 300D 280,000 miles RIP
2001 F350 7.3 DP tuner, 4"exhaust, S&B intake

ForcedInduction
Banned

3,628
11-02-2010, 07:06 PM #278
I used to find neat stuff in the auction cars when I worked at the used car lot. Its pretty interesting what people are willing to let go of when their car gets towed.
ForcedInduction
11-02-2010, 07:06 PM #278

I used to find neat stuff in the auction cars when I worked at the used car lot. Its pretty interesting what people are willing to let go of when their car gets towed.

garage
Bush Taxi

893
11-02-2010, 08:19 PM #279
AHH FUCK Panzer!! Thats gross dude ha

1987 300D: EGR Delete, ARV Delete, Cold Air Intake...
garage
11-02-2010, 08:19 PM #279

AHH FUCK Panzer!! Thats gross dude ha


1987 300D: EGR Delete, ARV Delete, Cold Air Intake...

Captain America
Boostin' & Roostin'

2,221
11-02-2010, 08:21 PM #280
(11-01-2010, 05:39 PM)led-panzer Earlier this year I had a cop pull a uie right in front of me and almost hit me, then pulled me over and scream at me for not yielding to his "emergency vehicle" threatening me with a 300 dollar ticket. I was in my jeep at the time, I was waiting for him to tell me to step out of the car I think I would have convienently forgot the e brake and let it roll into his cruiser (it was on a big hill). And after all that he follows me home, yea some emergency he was responding to.

I would have told the cop to fuck off.


1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

Captain America
11-02-2010, 08:21 PM #280

(11-01-2010, 05:39 PM)led-panzer Earlier this year I had a cop pull a uie right in front of me and almost hit me, then pulled me over and scream at me for not yielding to his "emergency vehicle" threatening me with a 300 dollar ticket. I was in my jeep at the time, I was waiting for him to tell me to step out of the car I think I would have convienently forgot the e brake and let it roll into his cruiser (it was on a big hill). And after all that he follows me home, yea some emergency he was responding to.

I would have told the cop to fuck off.



1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

ForcedInduction
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3,628
11-08-2010, 03:26 AM #281
   
ForcedInduction
11-08-2010, 03:26 AM #281

   

ForcedInduction
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3,628
11-08-2010, 06:53 AM #282
Seller name fail.
   
ForcedInduction
11-08-2010, 06:53 AM #282

Seller name fail.
   

ben2go
Diesel Dumby

129
11-09-2010, 12:37 AM #283
Allerection [Image: emot96.gif] Wait,is that a Cummins mani?Dang computer and these bad eyes.I had to press my nose against the screen to make out Allerections.Oh damn!My post is now a thread fail.

1990 Mercury Blue Max Cougar 3.8L with Automatic
Future OM617 Super Turbo Diesel Conversion with T56 6 Speed Manual
ben2go
11-09-2010, 12:37 AM #283

Allerection [Image: emot96.gif] Wait,is that a Cummins mani?Dang computer and these bad eyes.I had to press my nose against the screen to make out Allerections.Oh damn!My post is now a thread fail.


1990 Mercury Blue Max Cougar 3.8L with Automatic
Future OM617 Super Turbo Diesel Conversion with T56 6 Speed Manual

ForcedInduction
Banned

3,628
11-09-2010, 08:46 AM #284
Zip-tied caps on 14" steels.
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ForcedInduction
11-09-2010, 08:46 AM #284

Zip-tied caps on 14" steels.

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winmutt
bitbanger

3,468
11-09-2010, 08:55 AM #285
(11-09-2010, 08:46 AM)ForcedInduction Zip-tied caps on 14" steels.

I like the way those look on your car Big Grin

1987 300D Sturmmachine
1991 300D Nearly Perfect
1985 300D Weekend/Camping/Dog car
1974 L508D Motoroam Monarch "NightMare"
OBK #42
winmutt
11-09-2010, 08:55 AM #285

(11-09-2010, 08:46 AM)ForcedInduction Zip-tied caps on 14" steels.

I like the way those look on your car Big Grin


1987 300D Sturmmachine
1991 300D Nearly Perfect
1985 300D Weekend/Camping/Dog car
1974 L508D Motoroam Monarch "NightMare"
OBK #42

willbhere4u
Six in a row make her go!

2,507
11-09-2010, 02:11 PM #286
I saw a guy with an explorer with 20" spinners in Longmont pull up to a stop light! And the bearing for his LH front wheel spinner failed and it dropped off the wheel and spun through the intersection!

1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running
willbhere4u
11-09-2010, 02:11 PM #286

I saw a guy with an explorer with 20" spinners in Longmont pull up to a stop light! And the bearing for his LH front wheel spinner failed and it dropped off the wheel and spun through the intersection!


1987 300SDL 6spd manual om606.962 swap project
1985 300td euro 5spd wagon running

DeliveryValve
Superturbo

1,338
11-09-2010, 06:39 PM #287
Dallas Cowboys website FAIL
[/quote]
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdow...nfl-283761

Quote:Cowboys suffer domain name failure at the worst possible time
By Doug Farrar
Tue Nov 09 09:11am PST

It wasn't an exciting enough event when the Dallas Cowboys fired head coach Wade Phillips on Monday. When such a move happens, one of the first stops for a fanbase is a team's official website; it's where first press conferences and press releases are posted, as well as any (team-filtered) ancillary news. But Cowboys fans looking for new takes in the wake of the news that Phillips was gone and Jason Garrett was the new interim coach most likely went to the team's official site and saw something like this:

[Image: ept_sports_nfl_experts-834459176-1289322...EDQrc1YO9j]

According to the Dallas Morning News, the team forgot to renew the dallascowboys.com domain, and the site was left blank. The Cowboys' marketing arm, led by one Jerry Jones, Jr., quickly renewed the domain, but that process can take up to two days to go through, and for a website to propagate on a domain -- even if it's been there before. The site is up, but until Tuesday morning, there were people on Twitter reporting that they could still see the "fail" page on certain browsers.
[Rewind: Politician busted for website claim he played for Cowboys]
The most alarming aspect of the failure to renew a domain (especially one of this magnitude -- only the NFL's official site is a more popular league-approved portal) is the astonishing lack of attention to detail it represents. Domains can be renewed for multiple years at a time, and Network Solutions (or whomever you might establish a domain name with) generally sends multiple email notices as the renewal date draws near to the person listed as the primary website contact. It's a set-it-and-forget-it process that takes about five minutes.

The 1-7 Cowboys team on the field isn't the only one looking for a few wins these days -- it's a good bet that the franchise's Internet marketing folks have been hearing some unfriendly words this week as well. They're just lucky no rogue Giants, Eagles or Redskins fans bought the domain and held it hostage, perhaps insisting on Phillips' re-hire as a bargaining chip!

http://dallascowboys.com/

Gota love Mercedes Diesels!



.
DeliveryValve
11-09-2010, 06:39 PM #287

Dallas Cowboys website FAIL
[/quote]
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdow...nfl-283761

Quote:Cowboys suffer domain name failure at the worst possible time
By Doug Farrar
Tue Nov 09 09:11am PST

It wasn't an exciting enough event when the Dallas Cowboys fired head coach Wade Phillips on Monday. When such a move happens, one of the first stops for a fanbase is a team's official website; it's where first press conferences and press releases are posted, as well as any (team-filtered) ancillary news. But Cowboys fans looking for new takes in the wake of the news that Phillips was gone and Jason Garrett was the new interim coach most likely went to the team's official site and saw something like this:

[Image: ept_sports_nfl_experts-834459176-1289322...EDQrc1YO9j]

According to the Dallas Morning News, the team forgot to renew the dallascowboys.com domain, and the site was left blank. The Cowboys' marketing arm, led by one Jerry Jones, Jr., quickly renewed the domain, but that process can take up to two days to go through, and for a website to propagate on a domain -- even if it's been there before. The site is up, but until Tuesday morning, there were people on Twitter reporting that they could still see the "fail" page on certain browsers.
[Rewind: Politician busted for website claim he played for Cowboys]
The most alarming aspect of the failure to renew a domain (especially one of this magnitude -- only the NFL's official site is a more popular league-approved portal) is the astonishing lack of attention to detail it represents. Domains can be renewed for multiple years at a time, and Network Solutions (or whomever you might establish a domain name with) generally sends multiple email notices as the renewal date draws near to the person listed as the primary website contact. It's a set-it-and-forget-it process that takes about five minutes.

The 1-7 Cowboys team on the field isn't the only one looking for a few wins these days -- it's a good bet that the franchise's Internet marketing folks have been hearing some unfriendly words this week as well. They're just lucky no rogue Giants, Eagles or Redskins fans bought the domain and held it hostage, perhaps insisting on Phillips' re-hire as a bargaining chip!

http://dallascowboys.com/


Gota love Mercedes Diesels!



.

ForcedInduction
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3,628
11-13-2010, 11:51 AM #288
Jimmy Fallon fail. 10/28/10, GWAR played on his show. There is a guy in the upper level, one of GWAR's stage hands, who happens to have a large penis for a nose and a set of balls on his chin (Scott Krahl "Cock & Balls Slave").

   
   
   

FYI, if you haven't seen them in concert you need to!
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ForcedInduction
11-13-2010, 11:51 AM #288

Jimmy Fallon fail. 10/28/10, GWAR played on his show. There is a guy in the upper level, one of GWAR's stage hands, who happens to have a large penis for a nose and a set of balls on his chin (Scott Krahl "Cock & Balls Slave").

   
   
   

FYI, if you haven't seen them in concert you need to!

garage
Bush Taxi

893
11-13-2010, 03:01 PM #289
Boo

Listen to some grind!

1987 300D: EGR Delete, ARV Delete, Cold Air Intake...
garage
11-13-2010, 03:01 PM #289

Boo

Listen to some grind!


1987 300D: EGR Delete, ARV Delete, Cold Air Intake...

Captain America
Boostin' & Roostin'

2,221
11-13-2010, 03:38 PM #290
Wow, those guys are absolutly horrible!


1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

Captain America
11-13-2010, 03:38 PM #290

Wow, those guys are absolutly horrible!



1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

Rudolf_Diesel
Ask me if I care...

579
11-14-2010, 11:29 AM #291
I am not seeing it, guess I not into C & B's Big Grin

They look like World of Warcraft players had kids and gave them instruments.Big Grin
This post was last modified: 11-14-2010, 11:31 AM by Rudolf_Diesel.

1982 300SD: 304,xxx Super M-pump with 7.5mm elements, 265 Nozzles, GT35 water cooled turbo, M90 Supercharger, A/W Intercooler, Serpentine drive belt, 3" SS exhaust with Magnaflow muffler, 240 breather, AEM dry Filter, Manual Boost Control, EGT / Boost / EMP gauges....Moved on to other projects

1995 F-350 7.3L PSD: 230,xxx 6.0 IC, DIY Stage 1 Injectors, 17* hpop, Tony Wildman Chip, John Wood Trans, 6.4L TC, 3" down pipe, 4" straight exhaust, 310 HP on wheel dyno - 8500# dually: 0-60 in 6.98

Suzuki Samurai: VW 1.9L TD, Trackick doubler transfer case (made by me) 5.8:1 transfer case gears, YJ springs front and rear with rear missing links, wheel base extended 14", diffs welded, some day a VNT.
Rudolf_Diesel
11-14-2010, 11:29 AM #291

I am not seeing it, guess I not into C & B's Big Grin

They look like World of Warcraft players had kids and gave them instruments.Big Grin


1982 300SD: 304,xxx Super M-pump with 7.5mm elements, 265 Nozzles, GT35 water cooled turbo, M90 Supercharger, A/W Intercooler, Serpentine drive belt, 3" SS exhaust with Magnaflow muffler, 240 breather, AEM dry Filter, Manual Boost Control, EGT / Boost / EMP gauges....Moved on to other projects

1995 F-350 7.3L PSD: 230,xxx 6.0 IC, DIY Stage 1 Injectors, 17* hpop, Tony Wildman Chip, John Wood Trans, 6.4L TC, 3" down pipe, 4" straight exhaust, 310 HP on wheel dyno - 8500# dually: 0-60 in 6.98

Suzuki Samurai: VW 1.9L TD, Trackick doubler transfer case (made by me) 5.8:1 transfer case gears, YJ springs front and rear with rear missing links, wheel base extended 14", diffs welded, some day a VNT.

led-panzer
Holset

541
11-14-2010, 01:12 PM #292
Forced has good taste in music Smile

1984 300D 4-speed ~200,000 miles
7.5mm M-pump, GT3582 turbo, F-Tune Performance intake/exhaust manifolds, A/A intercooler, 315 nozzles, Enlarged prechambers, Bosch 044 feed pump, Custom lightweight flywheel with 240mm clutch, Lowered, 17" AMG rims - 300 hp OM617 project
1985 300D 280,000 miles RIP
2001 F350 7.3 DP tuner, 4"exhaust, S&B intake
led-panzer
11-14-2010, 01:12 PM #292

Forced has good taste in music Smile


1984 300D 4-speed ~200,000 miles
7.5mm M-pump, GT3582 turbo, F-Tune Performance intake/exhaust manifolds, A/A intercooler, 315 nozzles, Enlarged prechambers, Bosch 044 feed pump, Custom lightweight flywheel with 240mm clutch, Lowered, 17" AMG rims - 300 hp OM617 project
1985 300D 280,000 miles RIP
2001 F350 7.3 DP tuner, 4"exhaust, S&B intake

ForcedInduction
Banned

3,628
11-14-2010, 02:00 PM #293
Whole video.
ForcedInduction
11-14-2010, 02:00 PM #293

Whole video.

ForcedInduction
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3,628
11-15-2010, 09:05 PM #294
There are two Merkur XR4TIs in the junkyards and I noticed Ford had a clever way of getting around the 85mph speedo limit.
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11-15-2010, 09:05 PM #294

There are two Merkur XR4TIs in the junkyards and I noticed Ford had a clever way of getting around the 85mph speedo limit.

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garage
Bush Taxi

893
11-16-2010, 11:21 AM #295
Thats worse than slipknot.......my god

1987 300D: EGR Delete, ARV Delete, Cold Air Intake...
garage
11-16-2010, 11:21 AM #295

Thats worse than slipknot.......my god


1987 300D: EGR Delete, ARV Delete, Cold Air Intake...

Captain America
Boostin' & Roostin'

2,221
11-16-2010, 04:34 PM #296
Slipknot has had some great music in their last two albums. Vol. 3 is my favorite, where you can understand what's being said. Bands that scream to where your like WTF? are just wasting their time.


1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

Captain America
11-16-2010, 04:34 PM #296

Slipknot has had some great music in their last two albums. Vol. 3 is my favorite, where you can understand what's being said. Bands that scream to where your like WTF? are just wasting their time.



1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

garage
Bush Taxi

893
11-16-2010, 04:35 PM #297
Naww naww im all about the WTF

1987 300D: EGR Delete, ARV Delete, Cold Air Intake...
garage
11-16-2010, 04:35 PM #297

Naww naww im all about the WTF


1987 300D: EGR Delete, ARV Delete, Cold Air Intake...

rdirtycar
flash gordon

145
11-19-2010, 10:48 PM #298
WTF is good!!
We should all party some time.
This post was last modified: 11-19-2010, 10:49 PM by rdirtycar.

1983 light ivory/palomino 300d turbo
rdirtycar
11-19-2010, 10:48 PM #298

WTF is good!!


We should all party some time.


1983 light ivory/palomino 300d turbo

Captain America
Boostin' & Roostin'

2,221
11-19-2010, 11:36 PM #299
Are you drunk Dirty? Let's do it! Where the fuck have you been man?


1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

Captain America
11-19-2010, 11:36 PM #299

Are you drunk Dirty? Let's do it! Where the fuck have you been man?



1982 300D Turbo ... 3,6xxlbs, No fan, No AC, Hood Stack, No ALDA, No rear bumper and stuffed front, A/W Intercooled, Injectors by Greezer and HUGE Pre-Chambers with help from OM616 & Simpler=Better, Fuel Cranked up, 60 Trim Compressor wheel, EGT, EMP, Boost 50" Rigid Radius bar on roof Aux tank for a total of 48 Gal Of Diesel! Odyssey PC-1750 Battery in trunk, 27"x8.5"/R14 Maxxis BigHorn Mud Terrains, In June '14 issue of Off Road Mag

AX15 Jeep Trans swap in progress....

300D50
Graphite Moderator, ala RBMK

775
11-19-2010, 11:43 PM #300
"Are you drunk?" And "lets do it" usually have a different meaning when on the same line.

1990 Power Ram 50 V6 SOHC 24V 6g72

I can be wrong, don't take everything I say as verbatim, please fact-check first.
My posts are my personal opinions and thoughts, unless otherwise noted.
300D50
11-19-2010, 11:43 PM #300

"Are you drunk?" And "lets do it" usually have a different meaning when on the same line.


1990 Power Ram 50 V6 SOHC 24V 6g72

I can be wrong, don't take everything I say as verbatim, please fact-check first.
My posts are my personal opinions and thoughts, unless otherwise noted.

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