Fail thread
Fail thread
The man hating lesbian next door called the zoning cops out for a shed in my front yard. I do not have a shed in my front yard, I have an extension of the fence to prevent passerbys from looking at my trash cans. Zoning cop said he could see no such shed and would report it as such.
As they are now trying to sell their house I am conflicted as to what I should do.
A. But on my wife beater and drink shine on the front porch whilst cleaning my gun when they have their open houses.
B. Paint said extension dayglo orange.
C. Nothing and hope the house sells faster.
A, is really temping, B would be unsightly C. is probably the right course of action.
Of course it will probably be D which is to start doing all my car work at the house.