(07-14-2010 10:45 AM)ForcedInduction Wrote:  Rock chipped paint would look more attractive than this.

agreed! It has been my experience that these bras also actually hold salt and sand against the paint, grinding it in faster and causing rust.

No kidding yuck! I though you bought a Mercedes not a garbage bag

Camper shell on a van?

   

In California plate tags go the opposite way

   

Calif Tags - They are a college garduate to boot!

I dont get it.

About the bra, instead of rock chips the front foot of my car is down to primer. Clearly because of a bra. A w123 with a bra? Really?

(07-14-2010 07:26 PM)winmutt Wrote:  I dont get it.

Month/year on the wrong sides.

you guys might consider this a fail. made this bumper sticker for my 240 for NYC traffic.

   

It should say,

'We would be surprised if this vehicle could speed in a 25mph zone, so don't expect much.'

(07-15-2010 12:16 PM)Kozuka Wrote:  It should say,

'We would be surprised if this vehicle could speed in a 25mph zone, so don't expect much.'

Thats a good one, I should make a couple more. They are super cheap on this website, the above one cost like 2-3 bucks. http://www.buildasign.com/

The other one I was going to make was, 65 HP and a Lead Foot. Im going as fast as I can."

it should say 65 HP and a Lead Foot I'm going as fast as thermal dynamics will allow!

It should say "65hp + 3600lbs = You stuck behind me"

Or. Ride my ass... get smoked out

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The guy selling the motor said it was a fresh rebuild...

   

(07-16-2010 11:51 AM)Captain America Wrote:  ......
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What... The over-baked dash?






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(07-16-2010 11:51 AM)Captain America Wrote:  The guy selling the motor said it was a fresh rebuild.

Time to go make that guy's ass need a rebuild.

(07-16-2010 04:40 PM)DeliveryValve Wrote:  

(07-16-2010 11:51 AM)Captain America Wrote:  ......
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What... The over-baked dash?






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DICK!

It was like that when I bought it. haha and I'm not worrying about it!

I was referring to the Illegal that was using a car to haul his gardening equipment.

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(07-16-2010 04:48 PM)ForcedInduction Wrote:  

(07-16-2010 11:51 AM)Captain America Wrote:  The guy selling the motor said it was a fresh rebuild.

Time to go make that guy's ass need a rebuild.

Easy buddy , I don't swing that way lol. His face might need a rebuild haha, but I didn't buy it my buddy did to put in his H1 so its not my problem!

Mine looks like this:

   

   

   
Interestingly enough, the door really was disabled....

   
I saw this gem on a pump at a ghetto gas station on the way home from dinner the other night... it's hard to see but on one side there was an eye bolt and the other side there was a couple of zip ties in place of the hinge.

(07-14-2010 08:38 PM)dropnosky Wrote:  you guys might consider this a fail. made this bumper sticker for my 240 for NYC traffic.

Ok, this sticker was a complete fail. Worked in exactly the opposite fashion, i had people riding up on me to read it, vs reading it and backing off. Fortunately, only cost a few bucks

Very popular country band at the truck races. I walked by several times and I never saw more than 3 people in front of the stage during a show.

This is the most pathetic Nigerian scam I've ever received.

Quote:From: leekiang12@gmail.com
Subject: The same last name
Date: August 18, 2010 6:29:14 PM MDT

I am lee kiang Attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours,who died as the result of a heart-related condition in March 12th 2008. I have contacted you to assist in distributing the fund left behind by my client before is been confiscated.
Best Regards
lee kiang,

Pfft. I have so many that make this look like a legit transaction. My favorite was the british soldier who server in Iraq who had something special he wanted to sell me. Wouldnt tell me what it was but wanted $1500 for it.

How not to park your mercedes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxc4GEXTR...r_embedded

how not to wash your car!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Q1gCk6h...r_embedded

Look what I discovered!

(08-30-2010 04:17 PM)willbhere4u Wrote:  How not to park your mercedes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxc4GEXTR...r_embedded

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(08-30-2010 05:50 PM)willbhere4u Wrote:  how not to wash your car!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Q1gCk6h...r_embedded

AHHHHHHHHHHAhahahahha
That car wash video has me busting up!

Ok you win! How do you post the youtube video to the screen like that?

(08-31-2010 10:17 AM)willbhere4u Wrote:  Ok you win! How do you post the youtube video to the screen like that?

The TV icon on the right when adding a reply, I just noticed it myself the other day.

(08-30-2010 04:17 PM)willbhere4u Wrote:  How not to park your mercedes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxc4GEXTR...r_embedded

That..... Is nuts!! What the H - E double hockey sticks is that?



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(08-31-2010 11:11 AM)winmutt Wrote:  

(08-31-2010 10:17 AM)willbhere4u Wrote:  Ok you win! How do you post the youtube video to the screen like that?

The TV icon on the right when adding a reply, I just noticed it myself the other day.

I've been waiting for this feature!, Must have came with the software upgrade huh????

why does the guy in the white lay there for 5 or 6 seconds in the car wash? I though at first he was knocked out, but its a pretty strange reaction if he wasn't

He was playing dead so the hose would stop attacking him! lol

Hybrid Fail:

(09-01-2010 05:45 PM)Captain America Wrote:  Hybrid Fail:

Wtf..
Tiny or no mirrors either.
He must have REALLY improved his mpg's! hahahaha

Yeah they were small bubble mirrors on both sides.... what a ratard.

I just happened to park next to this in Georgetown last weekend.

(09-01-2010 06:51 PM)ForcedInduction Wrote:  I just happened to park next to this in Georgetown last weekend.

Absolutely awesome! That individual needs an award.

If the bungees didnt cross the mirror that would be kick ass.

Agreed! It looks like some kinda alien cyborg hybrid lol!

nice email phishing scam I got tonight...gotta love the sig line "management"...note this is a direct copy/paste from the email:

We are currently upgrading our data base and e-mail centre. We are deleting all unused COX.NET email to create more space for new ONCE.To prevent your EMAIL from being closed, you will have to update it so that we will know that it's a presently in used:
Await Your Response,
Management

I had a chinese company threaten to take superturbodiesel.org and .net if I didnt pay up.

(09-03-2010 09:53 AM)winmutt Wrote:  I had a chinese company threaten to take superturbodiesel.org and .net if I didnt pay up.

nice...

over the handlebars, managed to bite completely through my lip, chip some teeth and crack a few others. Whoops, going too fast and blew a tire.

The fail here is that I smacked my face into the bicycle, not the ground.
Next time mountain bike riding I wear a mouth guard

   

ouch that's gotta hurt!

(09-03-2010 11:29 PM)willbhere4u Wrote:  ouch that's gotta hurt!

I think I must have cut through a nerve, because it did not hurt one bit, not even when they sewed it up!
What hurt was my pride, I was riding down a ski mountain, and had literally 10 minutes before gotten a lecture on safety by one of the mountain employees. I was high enough up on the mountain after flying off that I climbed back up to the lift to get a ride down. That was big time humiliating, riding down the lift with all these people coming up saying- "look at this idiot"

(09-03-2010 11:36 PM)dropnosky Wrote:  

(09-03-2010 11:29 PM)willbhere4u Wrote:  ouch that's gotta hurt!

I think I must have cut through a nerve, because it did not hurt one bit, not even when they sewed it up!
What hurt was my pride, I was riding down a ski mountain, and had literally 10 minutes before gotten a lecture on safety by one of the mountain employees. I was high enough up on the mountain after flying off that I climbed back up to the lift to get a ride down. That was big time humiliating, riding down the lift with all these people coming up saying- "look at this idiot"

I did something like that while snowboarding. Didn't chip any teeth, but smacked my face on hard ice after a jump. That didn't hurt, but what did was my back bending over backwards after the face plant and my pride of having a bloody face finally making it to the bottom with friends giving you a good go around!



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I split a seat post 2 inches down once.

(09-03-2010 11:22 PM)dropnosky Wrote:  over the handlebars, managed to bite completely through my lip, chip some teeth and crack a few others. Whoops, going too fast and blew a tire.

The fail here is that I smacked my face into the bicycle, not the ground.
Next time mountain bike riding I wear a mouth guard

DAMN dropnosky!!
Tough luck dude!!

Man that sucks! Hope you are feeling ok...Not sure about the lip, but I know the tongue heals pretty quick - ususally in hours.

Here is a pic of the scar on my son's chin from when he did a jump on his dirt bike and hit the handle bars. Yes he was wearing a helmet but, he came down in such a way that his head titled back and smacked the handle bars. He bit a hole in his tongue, luckily he didn't bite a chunk out - it was closed by the time we got to the hospital. We cleaned him up, used butterflies and half a Darvocet did the trick for pain. We went to the hospital and they complimented me on how well we took care of the injury. He ended up getting 4 stitches and I learned how to do sutures for the next time

   

a bad day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgCcXDlqY5Q


[video=googlevideo]http://www.youtube.com/v/zgCcXDlqY5Q[/video]

If only I had been quicker with the camera.... Saw a prius on the side of a road with a guy putting gas from a can in it!!! PRICELESS FAIL.

But I thought a Pious ran on the love and warm fuzzy feeling you get driving it?